Saturday, March 31, 2007

Autoers

The free-to-play worlds of Runescape are known for many things, such as congestion, rule-breaking, pures, scamming, merchanting, begging, new players, immature players, and autoers. Of course, this is not a generalization of the f2p servers, as many of the people I know are f2pers and are very mature and follow all the rules (I even have a player moderator friend who is a f2p player). But the f2p servers are generally scarred by such negative aspects and many people are turned off by them, especially members. Yet again, this is not always true, as f2p servers offer slower training in skills than members and many find this to be a challenge so they stay there. Some people, though, argue that Jagex should take away the free servers in an attempt to get rid of many young people and immature people who swarm into the game, but this would ruin the game for me in so many different ways. Sure, I may be a member, but I love going on f2p visits just walking around and reporting any rule breakers that I see when I get bored doing skills. Yes, there are quests that I can do as I have 89 quest points which shows that I still have tons of quests to complete, but for some odd reason I'm always turned off by quests. F2p is my vacation spot when I'm tired from my work in members. Even just standing in the Lumbridge Forest watching autoers fly past me in all directions is relaxing for me. And I'm saying relaxing from an in-game perspective. If you were playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas a lot and got tired of blowing up cars and helicopters with the rocket launcher, your 'relaxation' may be exploring the desert and mountain regions. It's the same case there as my case is in Runescape. But we don't have to worry much about Jagex closing down free-to-play anytime soon. F2p is what attracts many players to get members, thus filling Jagex's wallets with money. Also the ads that display at the top of the page in f2p servers help them too.

My number one relaxation in Runescape when I don't feel like skilling, fighting, or doing quests is to go to free-to-play and report autoers. I'm always reading message board threads on various fan sites that complain that people don't stand around and report autoers enough. I agree with that, but I also agree that reporting autoers won't solve the problem of autoers at all because it's just too easy to bring more autoers into the world of Runescape. But I find that when I do such an activity that I'm somehow helping Jagex by pointing out some of the autoers and to eliminate a few. But I can very well find up from fifty to one hundred autoers a world, and reporting only thirty of them takes a while. Think about this: you can only send in a report every minute. Finding a few autoers takes awhile and then if you find thirty, that's thirty minutes to stand there and report each one. That is what turns almost everybody off from doing what I do because many think that when they play Runescape that they much be doing something productive, as I was the same way when I had my 99 woodcutting goal, but after I finished my goal, I was sick of everything besides 'hunting' down these autoers and that's one of the things that keep me playing. My goal is to now try and eliminate as many autoers as I can by pointing them out to Jagex who will hopefully ban them. Sure, my efforts may be wasted time as for every ten autoers I help get banned, twenty more may be created by the runner of them, but at least I'm having fun by doing it. Botanreaper2 said that I should do a few games of Castle Wars or quests to get back in my former skilling mood and to obtain the patience that I once had for skilling, but I would rather relax in the woods west of Lumbridge or at the docks at Karmaja to get back into my skilling mood.

I just thought of something while typing all of this up. What would happen if Jagex finally enforced the ultimate method to stop all autoers and not a single one roamed fishing, woodcutting, or mining in the game? What would happen to my means of relaxation in the game? I would much rather stand by the pond west of Lumbridge with the many willow trees surrounding it in the middle of nowhere where at least the autoers don't talk than standing in the middle of Varrock by the fountain where people curse, beg, and call me names. If autoers were gone, I would be happy that Jagex took a giant step forward and completed a massive goal to make the game better but at the same time, I would be sad that I wouldn't see any bald men chopping willows with bronze axes at that pond. If auto typers were still around, I would go after them, but it wouldn't be the same as I get headaches seeing all the flashing text flying throughout the playing screen. I do, however, wish that autoers were eliminated from the game because prices of items would stabilize and skillers would finally be able to make money from productive skills like woodcutting and fishing. Then maybe goals like 99 fletching and cooking would be harder as the rich wouldn't be able to buy their levels so easily and would go out and fish and cut their raw materials to use. Then when the demand for such raw materials becomes in high demand, the skillers may rejoice as they can get good money from the desperate rich men and women who seek the materials to level. But that's just my two cents and may not be correct if these situations were to ever occur.

Now how can you tell if a person is an autoer or not? Well...
  • If you see a level three player whose character is white and bald and wearing a tan shirt and green pants (as the default clothing). Also they do not have any facial hair. These characters are not 100% always an autoer, but to make sure they are, trade with them about three times, maybe ask their 'x' level, and wait a few seconds and then report them. If they do not trade nor speak, they may be an autoer. If they have their trade off (it'll say that the player is busy), then it may be a real player or a smart autoing script. I have yet to run into one of these characters with their trade off.
  • Autoers also take the appearance of women and characters with different clothing, hair, and facial hair. If you suspect that this character is an autoer, try talking to them or trading with them. Remember, some level three characters may be 'skillers' who have their public chat and trade off. You may need to take a while guess here and maybe depending upon their name report them.
  • If you reported somebody whose name was yahulu019 and then a couple minutes later you see yahulu037, yahulu067, yahulu064, yahulu016, and yahulu048 (these were real autoers that I reported), then report them. Don't even bother talking to them or trading with them. These people are normally 99.9% of the time autoers and sometimes each one may have a different appearance to try and fool whoever they're trying to fool, whether it be a player or Jagex.
  • A point that I found out yesterday -- If one of these level three characters are using a bronze or steel axe on a yew tree, then there's a good chance that they're an autoer. Yes, that's a very vague theory, but why would an average player want to get logs that slow unless it wasn't a player but a script that ran the character all day long? Because the script is running that character all day, there's no time that a human wastes by getting logs slow because there is no human at the computer. The logs, for the autoer, over time will stack up because they can run that character for days unless they're banned or stopped by some other method. I'm 99 woodcutting and I use a dragon axe and I still get yew logs slow -- I can't imagine then a player with around 60 woodcutting using a steel axe on yews and maintaining their sanity for long. Yes, they could be poor, but only about 66 yew logs cut and they can have enough money for a rune axe. But why would an autoer want to waste money when they're going to use that money on another account or for real world item trading when they can just run all day and eventually get as much logs as a player who played for two hours cutting yews? That's my theory, but I have yet used this theory as evidence to report.
If you really want to stand around and report autoers like I do, then do the following:
  • Get a tablet of any kind, or maybe even open Notepad or Word on the computer and resize the window to a reasonable size so that you can see both the Runescape window and the word processor at the same time. If you have a tablet, get a good pencil or pen.
  • When you see an autoer and obtaining as much evidence as you can that they are indeed an autoer, write or type their name out and then report them. Make sure you correctly transfer their name from one source to the other as the report system accepts any spelling of any name for the rule of macroing. You want to make sure your reports are as accurate as possible. As far as I know, I have only typed in a incorrect spelling of a name once.
  • Get a stopwatch of some sort or record the time it was when you sent in a report. Once you report an autoer, start your stopwatch and once the time hits one minute, report another autoer, reset the watch, and repeat the process.
  • After reporting an autoer, put a check next to their name in the tablet or delete them from the word processor.
Good spots for autoers on any world are (that I go to for reporting):
  • Forest west of Lumbridge. They're all over at normal trees, oaks, willows, and yews. The yews near the boundary of the forest and the swamp and the willows surrounding the pond in between the Draynor Jail and the nearby farm where the Sheep Shearer quest takes place are filled with autoers mostly. Also the two oak trees behind the Lumbridge General Store is a hot spot.
  • Willows just south of the Draynor Bank. There doesn't seem to be a lot when there's a lot of average players cutting there, but the night that Botanreaper2 and I were celebrating my 99 woodcutting in f2p, World 128, there were tons of autoers here.
  • The willow trees near Port Sarim near the stone fence that creates a boundary between Draynor and Port Sarim. The location is always swarming with autoers.
  • Karmaja Docks on Karmaja Island. North of the banana plantation. I only went here once or twice and the amount of autoers vary.
Hot spots mentioned by others from various sources across the internet:
  • Yew trees by the maze near Rimmingon. I never saw autoers there, but others have seen many.
  • Mining Guild. I never saw autoers down there.
  • Behind Varrock Castle at the yew trees. After all the pictures that I have seen of about twenty to thirty autoers at these trees, I have only seen about three in my Runescape career prior to when I stared 'hunting' autoers as my Runescape hobby.
  • Various mines around the f2p world. I'm not sure about any wilderness mines. I have yet to explore mines for autoers. If I find any more information about autoers in mines, I'll be sure to post an update here at the blog.
And for an example of an autoer tablet:



If you were want to come autoer hunting with me if I'm not busy in the game or in the real world, them private message me or comment me here. I'll try to keep my private on more when I'm autoer hunting (it's mostly on friends) if you want to message me. Company would be great and the help in getting rid of autoers. I think Jagex would pay attention to two reports on one person more than one report on one person. I will guarantee that it may be boring, but it is definitely pretty relaxing and if you follow my process of reporting autoers, you'll then find yourself in a rhythm that may become addicting for you.

I'm out. Have a nice day. I think I may take a visit to f2p if you know what I mean.

3 in the morning

it is 3 in the morning and i am having difficulty sleeping
i cant sleep, idk what it is
last night i slept like 10 hours
the scary thing is i need to wake up in about 5 -6 hours
but at this rate i wont be tired until 4
and on top of that
im supposed to go out with amanda tomorrow
im going to be quite the boring tired date =[[
i thought maybe i needed something to drink
so i got a capri sun
but today so far i had
2 mountain dews and a dr pepper
not to mention i did nothing all day
i even blew off school
i exerted no energy
so im typing this to get tired
thank you buddy foote for giving me this opurtunity
i have very hairy legs
and i'm wearing shorts when i take amanda out sunday night
when i will have more sleep
i am hoping she will still love me after seeing my gorilla legs
and she will be wearing a skirt so it will be the first time i see her in a skirt
hopefully she will not have hairy legs =]
i have a pain in between my back and my neck
its like, on fire or something
well not that hot
but still, it is rather warm
i was rocking out to the jackson five earlier
the song i want you back
its such a good song
it makes me smile =]
unlike insomnia
wich makes me frown =[
well i think ill stop this now
bye bye everone
-joey

Friday, March 30, 2007

OMG ANNOYING

OKAY I KEEP TRYING TO SAY STEVE LOVES THE HAMSTER DANCE, BUT THE DAMN THING NEVER LETS IT COME UP... OYYYYYYYY!

SO EVERYONE KNOWS

Steve loves The Hamster Dance
im babysitting right now it really sucks
2 of the kids are sleeping
the last one is playing like 3D pong or something
kids these days are crazy
and annoying
everyone i know is out otnight =[
but not me
no not on friday night, i have to be a badass rebel
im so rebellious im sitting alone on a friday night
feeling lonely, pacifistic, and pessimistic
picture all three of those thrown into a blender
with some emo music and full house on the television
thats about my feeling right now
i have no idea where buddy is, or caitlen, or chase
i'd imagine they're having fun
at least more fun than me at this particular moment
i know where 2 of my other friends are, joe and neil
they are currently doing something i disagree with and will not discuss
i know where amanda and her friend are
the mall about 3 or 4 minutes from my house
having a spectacular time i would imagine
well again probably more spectacular than the time i am having now
my older sister mindy just imed me
she said... hey retard
i feel so much better
well now i kinda do
hannah is starting to cheer me up
hannah is one of my better friends
she is very short
if you are out there and are cute by her standards
wich are pretty darn low
ask me about her, i can possibly hook you two up
i feel kinda lonely in a house of 6 people
its funny how you can feel lonely in a crowd
i love this blog i can just write and write
and get viewed by dozens!
maybe even less
like 2
i found out last week i always spelt "a lot" wrong, i always spelled it
alot
i never knew i was wrong
i home alone most of the day too
i skipped school cuz i was just not feeling it
ohh well, its just a rut
i'll get over it by tomorrow
thanks for reading
-joey

in regards to steve and the forest of unicorns

so i ventured back into that magical forests of dreams and fungus and moved some moss, and found that the tree actually said...

STEVE <3>

steve im sorry for revealing your almost immoral love for hamsters

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Fiddler on the Roof

What a hectic week! I have been pretty busy, back and forth all over the place. So much so that I have put off this blog entry two nights later than I hoped to post it, so I hope that won't be a problem. :P It was fun though. I mentioned that I'd be busy with drama last week, and I sure was. =) My school's Curtain Club was putting on Fiddler on the Roof this past weekend and the days leading up to that, aka tech-week, I was required to stay after school everyday until as late as 10pm! It was all good though, I mean it's only a week of staying up the school late, plus it's fun and I literally live at the school for a straight week, we are even served dinner. xD Last Saturday's practice was cancelled because 2ft of snow was dumped on us. Now it's funny to say that yesterday's temperature was about 70 and most, if not all the snow has melted. After school yesterday I literally looked like I was going to the beach. I got home and my mom urged me to put on my shorts and tube top, wear sunglasses, and sit on the back ramp to read my homework. I followed instruction, I mean, who can argue with that? The sun felt really good on my pale skin. :P Anywho, I was given a ride to drama Sunday since my driveway was snowed in still that day. I stayed at the school for about 6 hours, and saw the play Fiddler on the Roof for the first time. I thought it was fantastic even then, and half the people still didn't even have their costumes!

I was working on Stage Crew again. They split my friend Abby and I up on opposite sides of the stage, which I predicted would happen, but we had about the same job. At first we had to move weights. That idea was soon aborted and then our job was to move hay bails on and off inbetween scenes as well as sweep in order for the actors not to slip during the many dancing scenes. I thought it was fun, it just wasn't much to do y'know? Tuesday I couldn't go to drama and had to come home, but I did go Wednesday, but then missed Thursday. Despite this, I thankfully, didn't get in trouble, and all seemed well. Probably because the drama director was too occupied (I am still scared of her though.) :P

If you have never seen the play Fiddler on the Roof, then you must! At least rent the movie. I fell in love with it immediately. It's a story about a poor Jewish family, and Tevye, the father, has to face his traditional values with what his daughters are choosing to do concerning getting married. It's so cute! All of the actors at my school did an outstanding job, especially the main character, Tevye (aka Lucas who is one of the funniest kids I know!) It's a musical, and all of the songs are just lovely. I have each and every one stuck in my head every second of the day. =P I go around my house singing them even. Haha if you count it up, I saw the play a total of six times this past week. Each time loving it more. =)

I was so happy I was able to participate in such a magnificent production. It continues to be praised even. =) I made so many memories this past week at Drama, even this year as a whole with the previous play. I am happy I chose to get invovled in something, and I enjoy it too. =) I make new friends, and I spend so much time with Abby that we had so many good times we made a book-o-keepsakes. =P Hehe. I could go on for hours talking about the silly things that happened to us!

Thursday I mentioned I didn't go to drama because I was invited to a banquet for Reflections, a program at my school in which I entered my poem for the theme "My Favorite Place". I had been chose as a council winner (lyke no wai!) and with a few other friends, we all went to the banquet. It was nice and lasted 3 hours. Dinner was served, music was played, awards were given, and pictures were taken. My name was called and I got to walk up and recieve a medal and certificate. I had never won Reflections before, but always wondered what it'd be like. I can't believe still I had won another something for writing, it's unbelieveable because I personally think Buddy is the phenomenal writer. xD I am thankful&excited anywho!=]

Now drama is officially over for the year. I miss it. :P Sure I was only invovled with it for two weeks total, but it was enjoyable. Abby and I are invited to an end of the year banquet in May (woah what's with all these banquets?) so we hope to attend. After Sunday's show, there was a sad ceremony-type-event for the seniors leaving. Everybody was crying as they gave hugs and received flowers and applause. Then we had a mini-party after clean-up before going home around 7:30pm. I got to take home a few souvenirs though that included a piece of fabric, chocolate peanut butter cookies, a water bottle, and a piece of bark from Lucas's stump which Matt (little Motel) gave to me saying I had to keep it for when he came for me in 'forever land'. Haha so that was good.

Yesterday and today I have been heavily practicing a difficult mouth skill, trilling one's r's! I learned that for a Spanish test my teacher is making us read lines from a Spanish dialogue and in order to score well we need to pronounce the words correctly with the best accent we can present. Well this is hard in a number of ways. I think I got the vowels down, since I spent last year making a point to pronounce correctly, but I just could not roll my r's for words like Barrios and repente. Now you see, Chase (my brother) is the greatest r-roller my Spanish teacher has ever met. At the beginning of the school year he got to stand in front of his class to show everybody his talent and they timed him, 31seconds being his record trill. :P With that in mind, I hoped maybe some genes were in me to be oh so talented. That and I was extremely determined to trill like there was no tomorrow. I wasn't going to give up. I had a goal, and I set out to reach it. Yesterday was bad, I was like spitting and croaking like a frog. Really wrong. Today I read a few pages online, and learned people disagree on whether it's something everyone can do, or it really might be gene related/a physical trait. Anyways, I knew I could do it, so I kept telling myself I could. I knew I could because when I was younger I honestly remember doing it with my brother. I just had to reteach myself was all. Before dinner when I was in my room alone I sat there saying the word 'purrr' a dozen times, making sure for the r's that my tongue was gently on the roof of my mouth. Before I knew it I was trilling and I got so excited!! I calmed down, and kept trying. The word 'purr' worked really well for me, but I believe different r words work better for different people. After I got tired of purring, I randomly just started to focus really hard and pronounce the letter r with my tongue in the correct spot. This worked even better as little breathes were getting through and I was trilling for 5 seconds at a time, and I could even vary in sound like a song. My gosh I was excited! Hahaha :P So you see, I still can't do it each try but I am getting the hang of it again. I want to master it so I can have a contest against my brother, mwhaha (rrrrrr's ftw!) We'll see though, practice makes perfect right? =]

This entry contains a lot so I hope you got your fill, hehe. :P

Radically Random...

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If I were a rich man, daidle deedle daidle deedle deedle deedle daidle dum...(:
Going along with my goal for 1003, i want to get full saradomin armor. I have 1mil already for it, so only 1.5mil to go. I really want this armor, in ftp is is the best rarity and price wise. People who have this are regarded as elite, superior, and the rich of the free player world. After i get this armor, I will finally be a good ftper in my eyes. I think it is the best and looks the coolest and is awesome. I really want it and only 1.5mil to go. I will get it one day, and finally can wear full saradomin armor. I also may change my blog pic. to this pic. to show how strong my goal for full saradomin armor is.

Blog Special: It is human nature to want things, it is our imperfection. So people that say they do not want any thing are lieing, for they always will want more.




okay so my day

okay well my day is kinda boring but im very happy about it, i have 4 subs!!! wooot! but in 7th and 8th period we're watching the miracle of birth, im not very stoked about it. i will be sure to post about how it is in complete detail so that you might all invision the sick disturbing thoughts that will enter my head, i am hoping this movie will not scare me into chastity. anyways im going to go to english with buddy foote and caitlen soon, with a sub, itll be a good day, until next time friends byeeee

-joey!

i have a secret

hey! omg you'll never believe what happened

okay so i was walking through a magical forest with unicorns and talking cigarette lighters wearing beanie hats and listining to ipod nanos, when i see a tree, big pink tree with a face that looked like ringo stars, i looked on the back of the tree, you might be able to say i was checking the tree out, when i found this engraved into the tree

STEVE <3's>

steve! i found you out!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

im hoping my presence here matters

yepp. i hope some people will actually start looking forward to my posts, i hope people enjoy my poems, humorous things, and diary-esque entries, right now im in school again, learning about muhammed or something. seems like a cool dude (please dont kill me!) i have a bit of a humerous story i suppose...

ok so i'm talking with amanda about like the summer, and i say "i cant wait for summer"
she says "i know i cant wait either"
i say "yeah it'll be nice to wear some shorts instead of jeans"
and shes says "yeah i cant wait till i dont have to wear pants"
and i say " oh la la"

haha i couldnt help my bad mind from wandering, anyway heres a funny poem a wise man once told me

roses are red
sometimes thorny
when i think of you
you make me...
smile =]


as far as tesla coil goes, ehh, steve's gramma died, so he's gonna be in harrisburg so it'll just be me and matt trying to play the mars volta song "televaters" well i'm gonna go now, i hope i one day get comments on my entries

-joey!