Ultimate Runescape Time

Being now that it is offically Christmas vacation, I plan to spend this blessed holiday by playing Runescape non-stop. Which means I will most likely have pink eye by next Tuesday. Anyway, I have set a couple of goals to pass or at least get near this Christmas. Just looking at my goals makes me sick to my stomach, being that I'm trying to get my attack to 60 right now so I can weild my dragon longsword. That'll probably take me two days. Although my main goals is to get attack, magic, and smithing up; all of these so I can complete the Dragon Slayer quest. Here is a picture of my current stats that I just took:

As you can see, my stats aren't that impressive and I have a lot of low skills. Now as the Christmas vacation progresses onward, I plan to release a picture to you every night with my progress thusfar. And here are my goals....don't piss in your pants and laugh at me just yet.

• Level 10 fletching
• Level 30 ranging
• Level 22 slayer
• Level 50 firemaking
• Level 35 smithing
• Level 27 magic
• Level 42 thieving
• Level 55 mining
• Level 60 attack
• Level 33 crafting
• Level 40 cooking

As you can see, this is very impossible for me, yet it is a challenge that I'm ready to take. So please, wish me luck.

Anyhow I was playing (or you can also say badly screwing up with my game) with MEd, a map editing utility used in modding the maps of GTA III, Vice City, and San Andreas, just the other day and I was making Drake Mountain, a monument to DrakeGTA, so I placed a building on top of it, the Liberty Tower.

Drake Mountain is located in Red County on that one hill with a small shack on it near the railroad tracks. The one problem I have is that to see the object I place, the tower, you practically have to be right next to it. Here I wanted to see the huge building from Palmino Creek but no, I can't. Maybe my draw distance mod interfers with it...

Anyway, time to go get my attack on Runescape to 60. Have a good one.

Getting Better

Well, just as an update here (my new idea is to post hopefully one blog entry a day from now on) but I want to state that I believe my cat Pumpkin, which I mentioned in previous topics but you can read about his sickness in "Where Am I", is getting better. We finally found a food that he'll eat, tuna fish, and he's always nagging at us for more food these days like he once did. So hopefully tuna fish will make him fatter but he sure as a lot more than energy too. So maybe this is a Christmas micracle for my family.

I just woke up around nine from sleeping on the couch all afternoon while my mother and father were getting Christmas lights and ornaments for the tree out of the attic. We actually finally have our Christmas tree come. Took my family long enough, although I can't say I helped too much in my own efforts. But now my Christmas spirit will finally be soaring with the tree up. Yet I feel very bad watching the news recently and seeing that U.S. troops from around the area have to head back to Iraq right before Christmas. So most families with a member in the army or marines had to celebrate Christmas three to one weeks before it actually occurs. Now this really saddens me because first off, I still don't understand why we have any troops over there. We captured Saddam, life appears to be looking a lot more decent, there's not as many attacks as there used to be, etc... Yet one of the reasons for the recent attacks is on American troops because they want us out of their country. Sometimes I wonder why the U.S. has to seem like the "superpower" of the world. But anyhow, second off, they have to be away from family and friends during the time of the year when everybody wants to be together. So alas I pray in my heart to them and also victims of any hurricanes this year who do not have their old property anymore or lost loved ones, such as the harsh hurricanes of Katrina and Rita.

So...tomorrow is the last day of school before the holidays and I'm mad about that. Which aspect? Tomorrow. Most schools have half-days or no school but no, Lakeland is going to be ourselves and be laughed at by going a full day.

And Gmail is starting to let spam go into my mailbox...

And I've been listening to "The Raven" by the Alan Parsons Project since I came on the computer. Good song. I have an addiction to Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" since I read it in English class recently.

Have a good one and Merry Christmas.

Links Galore! #3

Back in the early days of Buddy Foote's Blog v.2, I always included links to other websites, such as DrakeGTA's format of his website, but as I started dripping in more toward my personal life, there was no need to include links. What am I going to do, when I talk about my school am I going to include a link to it? Well...I think I already did once. But anyhow, that just doesn't happen. Maybe if I get the digital camera I want for Christmas...well...with a digital camera, you won't even see any text. I'd just say, "Here are some pictures:" and there's the whole post entry with about fifty pictures. I bet the day I do get a new digital camera, I'll have fourty-two pictures of nothing in a single post. I like to take pictures so beware. You saw that from my San Andreas snapshots. Plus another thing to keep in mind, I forget everything easily. So, if I once promised you something in an old blog entry and never came around to it or if there seems to be a huge gap from one post to another, that's just because I never review my old posts. But that'll change when I post the "History of Buddy Foote's Blog" which is coming up soon.

Now I will present you links with text. Yes, text links. How original....

• If you want to make money from your blog or website, then you should check out ProBlogger. This site gives you advice on Google Adsense, which clearly hates me, and many other great money makers. And advertising tips. Anyhow, I learned of Yahoo ads from this site (as you'll clearly see three of them on a page) so I recently signed up for the beta of it. Hopefully I'll be accepted. But with my luck with website ads, I'll get nothing, yet again. Check it out. It's clearly a good read.
  

• This site/blog, Joystiq, is one of the best sites to get all of the recent gaming news and trival information. I go on it quite regulary and you should too.

• Jack Thompson may have something going for him and may be right afterall about video game violence being that violent games were around since 1972! Quite interesting, eh? Actually I'm being very sarcastic and just referring to this uncyclopedia article about this history of video game violence. If you're not familar with uncyclopedia then I'll tell you what is going on. Uncyclopedia is a website sort of mocking (or at least what I'm making out of it) wikipedia (a great online encylopedia) with made-up articles that are humorous and look quite fun to write. DrakeGTA made some of his own on his page and that may influence me to do so too in the near future. But next time I ever say Jack Thompson is right, tie me up on a railroad track ten minutes before a train is coming. Please.
  

• If you like RPG Maker XP or use it at all and need some help or you can't build a house for your life, then this RPG Maker XP forum is for you. Some of the topics in the tutorial section helped me out so makes sure you view them. I am not a member of this forum by the way.
  

• I was going to post a topic from Runescape Community but due to my bad luck, it doesn't exist. This topic changed the member's to create their own Runescape map (an island) so he could put them together on one big .png file and just...be happy. Although I have come to myself to make a Runescape island just for the heck of it. Not for this post I was talking about however or any post, just so that I could say I created a map. But, you can see it here. It's called Dwarf Island, but currently I'm working on a much better version of it. There's a huge explanation for the old one but I'm not going to post it because I only wrote 1/4 of it. Anyhow, I now challenge any readers who might be reading this to make their own island, in MSPaint or Photoshop or whatever you use. Then post it in the comments of this post. Here's a good guide that you won't be able to find because that topic is deleted.

• I mentioned this Runescape helping site in the past, but I must mention it again because it's just that good. Rune Tips. I only use Rune Tips because...it's the only site worth of Runescaping time....

That's pretty much it. I have a lot of bookmarks but nothing of value just by searching through everything. Anyway, I hope at least one of these links interested you...hope. Anyway, I'm off to go play...

Runescape!

Sorry, I had to do that. Eh...Hola. Me llamo Buddy Foote. Me gusta mucho usar la computadora y jugar videojuegos. Me gustan la galletas y el platanos. !Nos Vemos!

Where Am I?

Where am I is a good question. Yes, I know. It's been a whole week since I posted and for the 100th, no 1,000th, no...I don't know, how many times I told you this and it still remains true to this very second, I am an addict. Not a drug addict or anything of that kind, but a Runescape addict. I'm so addicted to Runescape that I included a part of the game in a poem I have to do for English class that is due Wednesday. When I close my eyes at night, I see gnome warriors on terrorbirds fighting for their orbs. When I'm at school during lunch, I speak of chopping willows and killing zombies with a friend who also plays Runescape. He doesn't want his name mentioned on here at all anymore so that his true identity in Runescape will stay hidden. But of course, I have school this week and can't play it 24/7 like I did for the past three days (Friday was our second snow day this year). But...Christmas vacation is next week! Woot! Merry Christmas! I don't even have my Christmas tree up yet however... But the point is, Runescape being played 24/7 for 14 days.

Enough about Runescape. I'll go on about it later on if I have time. The main reason I wanted to post is because one of my cats, Pumpkin, is badly sick and to sadly say is dying. Now, Pumpkin is my favorite cat out of the other three cats I have. He's orange with deep green eyes that are...nice...but we're close buddies. He adopted this trait of jumping up and rubbing aganist my head nonstop. Now, he hardly does that at all. I might've talked a little bit about him before, but I don't remember so I'll speak more about him.

About three months ago in October is when we started to discover that he was getting sick. He starting vomiting a lot and didn't act like himself. My mother believed he jumped up on a shelf and ate a bamboo plant that may have been posionous even though the vet stated it wasn't. Starting in November, he stopped eating for a large period of time, even up to three days. We took him to the vet eventually. After staying overnight once, the vet told us that his liver was shutting down and to save him that we'd have to inject him with steroids. Now at this point, he was very skinny and you could tell he stopped eating. But after giving him pills and injecting him with steroids, he started acting like himself again. Jumping up and rubbing aganist my head, jumping on and attacking the older female cat, etc. but just normal habits for him. Then, he continued vomiting but still ate. Now just recently, the vomiting got worse and we continued taking him to the vet. And just recently, we took him to put him to sleep. But first they had to take blood work. When the results came back, his blood work was perfect, nothing wrong at all. So by what the blood work results said, he was extremely healthy. But as soon as we put him into the cat carrier and went into the truck, he threw up. Now, he started to throw up what appeared to be blood. And just four days ago, he stopped eating again so I hope his liver won't shut down because of that. But yesterday and today I got him to eat a little bit of canned cat food. And he seems to be acting better, but seems weak and is skinny as a pole, only weighing eight pounds.

I actually think he's not eating because he normally vomits after he eats so he might be figuring, I eat and I vomit it back up. So, he figured I won't eat then I won't have to vomit. And that's actually true. But he didn't vomit after eating yet so...I'll cross my fingers...

Yes...well, my 100th post is coming up soon and January 11th marks my one year of running a Buddy Foote Blog. And I'm thinking of closing the old one down so if you want to read it, go to the right side bar now and click on "Old Website".

Well, I'm too tired to go on and on about Runescape so.....night.....

Snow Day and Deer Hunting

Being that I'm highly addicted to that damn Runescape, I have hardly any time to post. I sit in feront of my computer, fishing raw lobsters and selling them, all day long. Although I now have two dragon weapons, a mace and longsword, after getting 100k gp from selling raw lobbies. Although I didn't always get money selling the lobsters, and I also now have 106 cooked lobsters and 20 blood runes. I bought the dragon long then but I got the dragon mace just by trading about 437 willow logs in Seers Village. If you want to buy a dragon long, go to Seers. I had a trade request right away. I also have two frog tokens but I don't have time to walk to Varrock anytime soon until I feel like runecrafting again and go mine essance. I might just skip that walk and go to East Ardounage instead and teleport that way... If you ever want to add me in Runescape, my name is Buddy Foote (isn't that a surprise?) and I'm normally always on world 84 unless I'm training on rock crabs, then I tend to skip around.

Anyhow after giving you my "brief" laydown on Runescape, I'll give you a laydown of the past two days. Friday we had about five to six inches of snow and I ended up not having school. So what did I do? Watch my nephew and neice while they were sick then I played Runescape. Today...wait...yesterday I went hunting and woke up at 4:30, getting into the woods around six. Wouldn't have helped because at the end of the day, around 2:30, a young doe came walking around in the brush below my tree stand. I didn't want to shoot it at first because it was young but it was so close and standed broad-sided for very long periods of time that I finally pulled the trigger. I hit the deer it it's gut so my father feared we would have to walk a couple of miles to track the doe down. We only walked up a hill not too far away from the tree stand (but seemed forever due to the thorn bushes and logs and the deep snow) and found the deer. It was lying in a puddle of blood, got up, and ran a bit more. Finally it fell. I learned later on that the bullet also paralyzed the doe's front leg. Good thing I shit the doe though because the little guy was so small that she wouldn't have survived a harsh winter like the one we're predicted to have. When my father was skinning her later on, he stated that there was hardly any fat on the deer. I also dragged this deer out of the woods solo this time...

So far this doe is my fifth kill. I killed three doe, one buck (a four-pointer), and a turkey (a hen).

Well, this deer season is over. Many more will come in my life though. Hopefully...

Now I must go do stuff and go to bed. Night.

Oh, by the way. I was playing with Windows Movie Maker the other day and learned that by making a movie in it, that you can compress the file size to make it smaller. I plan on uploading a file that was formly 20 MB big before being compressed to being less than 5 MB. Sure, quality is worse, but it still amazed me.

Field Trips Galore

Yet again, the reason that I didn't post in a week is because of my terrible addiction to Runescape. I got my fishing way up, got my woodcutting up a bit, and I'm starting to fletch. I plan on runecrafting soon enough but first I plan on actually doing the quest that allows you to runecraft and getting some wind tailmens by killing goblins in that one hut on the other side of the river from Lumbridge. Although I'm in West Ardounage killing guards, stealing cakes, and also I'm around the fishing spots in...what is it...Catherby? I don't know, that town to the west of White Wolf Mountain. Fishermen are pretty mean but sometimes I join in on the conversations a lot when there's a nice crowd around. I'm actually pretty talkative while fishing lobsters.

Anyway to direct your attention to the title of this post, I have two field trips this week. I had one today (to the local vo-tec center near Dickson City) and I'll have one tomorrow (to Scranton to see the Nutcracker). Now the strange thing is that I just have to happen to have these two field trips right next to one another, one being a grade trip and one being the music app. trip (meaning if you're in that class and pay, you're going). Plus, I never dreamed of having a lot of field trips in high school, but I have these two trips and I had the trip to the same vo-tec last year.

Now I may not even have school tomorrow because we're supposed to have nine inches of snow dumped on us tonight and tomorrow morning until noon. Hopefully tomorrow will be our first snow day. But I can't just sit around, playing Runescape, and reading Runescape skill guides over and over again all day, but I'd have to go hunting. Not a problem but I'm just telling you all of this for no reason whatsoever but maybe as a form of an update...?

Oh well. I think I might go play Runescape and study for a possible pre chemistry test that I might have tomorrow.

Here's some San Andreas pictures for anybody who cares...

A Lot of SA Pictures

While trying to download a 16 MB San Andreas user created movie from the internet and failing because it would stop at 50-90% done, I looked at the other sections of the downloading area and decided that I'll download the 10x draw distance mod. With the preview picture on that page, you can see the skyscrapers of Los Santos from the far side of Las Venturas on the strip. I was amazed. Talking to DrakeGTA last night on GoogleTalk, I was discussing the mod with him and he was slighty amazed too, without even seeing any pictures. Now this is a treat to him and for any reader. I used to complain all of the time about the PS2 version of San Andreas's draw distance. Now the PC version makes up for that. And now, this mod makes up for that. Although it's quite glitchy and with your camera, you have to zoom in on a certain point to get a clear shot because in some occasions, the locations in the distance would blink blue on and off and sometimes if you're on high elevation, like Mt. Chillad, the ground below you would dissapear. But besides that, this mod makes nice pictures.

Now for the pictures. I have a lot so bear with me.

With the SA admin console, I set my Pizza Boy so that it's weight was 50 tons, enabling it to hit any car and push that car along like a toy. Say having an army tank that would push along a car without having it explode. It was fun. Here's a shot of an unlucky fellow that I pushed off of a bridge in the desert.



Here's a little glimpse of the draw distance mod, although at night you're not going to get too much out of it.



Here's another unlucky guy I knocked off of the road.



It's still night here so you don't really get too much out of this picture, but you could clearly see the desert pretty good from the Big Pointy Building in San Fierro.



After taking the last picture, I jumped off the Big Pointy Building without a parachute (remember with my SA admin console that I have it set so CJ can never die) to experience my very first glitch with the mod. This was actually a major glitch which I fixed by turning my night goggles on and turning them back off. As you can see, everything is blue and appears cartoony through the shadows. The light is a normal color however. Looks like something messed around in Photoshop but clearly it isn't. Has also a cel-shaded look to it...



And it starts to get light out as I go back onto the Big Pointy Building. Here's a picture of Mt. Chillad and the San Fierro Airport, both seen perfectly clear from the building. Also as you can see in the right of the picture, some city blocks are not visable because the data probably didn't clearly load. A glitch I got a lot.



I don't know but I believe that's supposed to be fog setting in the bay. As you can see, great draw distance but still a lot of land didn't clearly load for me.



The whole Gant Bridge area seen from the top of the Big Pointy Building.



After taking the last picture, I teleported here using the SA admin console and then using the jetpack to get half-way up Mt. Chillad, I shot this wonderful picture of the San Andreas countryside. Note the Los Santos skyscrapers in the background.



From the same location as above, I zoomed in on my camera and got a nice shot of the Santa Maria Beach, including lighthouse and pier.



Now here is a major glitch that I started getting from this point on. As you can see, Mt. Chillad, the very ground below me that I was standing on, dissapeared and I was able to see San Fierro, also glitched up, in the place that the mountain path should be.



I then traveled to the very top of Chillad and took this picture. Appears to be glitch-free.



The bike race route going down the mountain.



Zooming in on Missionary Hill and it's structure from the highest point on Chillad.



An airplane that flew over my head. I realized that less planes fall from the sky on you in the PC version. Did they fix that problem?



I then teleported to the highest building in Los Santos where I found a great deal of draw distance to view. First shot, shown here, is of the mountain I was just on, Mt. Chillad, seen from the top of the building, in Los Santos.



Amazing draw distance of the LS police headquarters (or is that the city hall?), Los Santos International Airport, and Vederant Bluffs from the tallest building in Los Santos. By the way, all of the other pictures I'm going to post in this post today is from this building and I'm saying this so I don't have to keep on repeating myself.



A good picture of Red County and the rich districts of Los Santos, even including San Fierro and Fort Carson in Bone County!



Zoomed in on Fort Carson and the Big Ear, from that building.



Las Venturas seen perfectly even from that building, zoomed in.



Zooming in on the hood, Grove Street.



This horrible glitch was around the whole time which is the reason I zoom in on something. Zoom in on a certain location and only that location has to load, not causing that blinking on and off glitch to occur, which hurts the eyes by the way.



More zooming in draw distance. This time of Palmino Creek and Las Venturas.



Big Pointy Building as seen from the big tall building in Los Santos. My favorite image of the bunch is this one.



Another taste of the horrible glitch I had to experience.



I nice picture yet again showing the amazing draw distance.

And that is that. Peds and cars still don't spawn from far away though, but the scenic views are still nice. I might provide more pictures soon of this, but if that glitch is always happening, then I'll get rid of it and replace it with the old draw distance data.

Time to go. We're getting a lot of snow currently and we're expected to get two other storms Saturday into Sunday and then sometime Monday and Tuesday. Finally, snow.

Thanksgiving Weekend

If you didn't like the other post I posted today, then sorry. I tried to be sarcastic, original, chessey, and a little funny in that entry to go along with the pictures. I believe from now on I may go along with that format for the game, "Where's the Pizza Boy". If you're offended, then just don't read the text and try to find the Pizza Boy in the pictures. I am saying this because there are people I know who read this and are offended by such entries as the one below.

I am trying some new things these days for the blog besides writing about my life. I know I'm always saying this and in some occasions it doesn't hold true, but I'm trying to move on with this blog. I am actually thinking of a very big plan in the future and this will not occur if I don't move on with the development of this blog.

Anyway just to have it brief, my disease is gone and I'm addicted as all hell to Runescape. I got a cat, I'm really into fishing, I played with my friend and my friend's brother on there for the first time, and I got a rune pickaxe and addy armour (besides the kite).

That is all. I want to play Runescape today before LOST comes on.

Adios.

The Return of the Pizza Boy

This ad contains words unsuitable to some children and middle-aged men and women of all shapes and sizes and some disturbing pictures that may be made in the mind, to women and children of all shapes and sizes. Just a warning. Oh yes, some green people may be offended in the sarcasism included in this ad.

I return after a long period of time without posting (due to my damn disease and my terrible addiction to Runescape) with a new entry to the series of famous books by Buddy Foote containing the worldwide popular game, "Where's the Pizza Boy?" Well, this isn't the actual book. The actual book is in production for the future and should be sold for $24.99 each. Spend an extra couple bucks to get the exclusive book with gold shiny cover and a picture of a nude pixeled woman on a Pizza Boy. Also, the exclusive book has a picture of Buddy Foote himself, on a Pizza Boy!

These pictures I am hosting to you on this horrible slumy blog is just a mere preview of the future book. The book will include these pictures and two more that you never saw before and never will! Well, until this wonderful book comes out that is. Go on the journey around the state of San Andreas with our photographer, Carl Johnson, and his friend, Willy Wonka, to find the dreaded horror that we call the Pizza Boy!

Before we provide the pictures, let us give you some interesting information on this species:

• The Pizza Boy weighs 50 tons, eating thirty boxes of pizza six times a day!
• The Pizza Boy cannot be destroyed in any way! Believe us, we tried!
• The Pizza Boy is indeed not a person but a ridable bike!
• The Pizza Boy is immortal!
• The Pizza Boy is the color red; a warning color for posionous!
• The Pizza Boy was once rumored to consume it's rider! This does not hold true today.
• The Pizza Boy was once thought to be Bigfoot in San Andreas. However, Bigfoot is not in San Andreas.
• The Pizza Boy can fly, but only if it's happy and high.
• The Pizza Boy reproduces once a month. However, their young one is just a cube and does not grow.
• There are only three Pizza Boys in the wild in San Andreas today, each loyal to their own island. They only come over once a month to reproduce with a mate.
• The Pizza Boy was once thought to be all men. It holds true that the Pizza Boy's are actually all females!
  
• The Pizza Boy is indeed the best creature to ever not live on this planet and will someday reproduce so much that hopefully their baby's will grow and they'll take over the world, devouring all human beings and being the ruler of all things small and furry! That's a fact!

I believe that is enough gay facts about the Pizza Boy. More facts will be covered in the exclusive version of the book. Oh yes, I forgot to mention that this book will not be sold in New Mexico and Pennsylvania. Those mayors are bastards to my staff! Damn you! Damn you all! Extra copies will be sold in Canada for no reason at all. Japan will also get a special copy with a picture of Mario and Peach driving a Pizza Boy together in sweet romantic love. Now onto the damn pictures that you're eagerly waiting for!

This is Willy Wonka's favorite picture out of the whole book. We don't know why. Maybe because he took this picture. That dumbass took a picture of the Pizza Boy at night in the desert so that the viewer is unable to see the damn creature! What kind of service is that! His damn pay check is losing twenty freaking dollars! Go back to working at your damn factory. Oh yes, you gave it all up to the little boy. I remember now...



I have to say that this is the viewer's favorite picture. Just the whole atmosphere of the sandstorm gives them a chill down their spine. Thank God it was stormin' out because Willy Wonka was running nude somewhere in this picture screaming, "There's peanut butter flakes coming from the sky!" We don't know either... The Pizza Boy didn't mind however. Remember, they're women; who make out with each other...



Carl, being how creative he is, came up with this picture.



Mysteriously, the sandstorm continued for hours. Pizza Boy's seem to like this kind of weather because they cannot be seen. Although, with the picture like the one above, CJ is the master catcher of these guys, on film that is.



Fort Carson. The sand is piling up. The Pizza Boy finds the chance to advance into the territory of mankind, showing that they will indeed invade us. Why do you think that weird messed up guy in the black trenchcoat is always walking around saying that they're coming. He's speaking of the Pizza Boy.



The Pizza Boy flew to this spot after our chase. He laughed at our pity because we can't climb up a cliff.



Willy Wonka yet again took this picture. And he's yet again a dumbass! He ran away from the Pizza Boy trying to take a picture besides running up closer to it. I should fire him...



I should kick Willy Wonka in the ass. He takes a picture of the beast behind a tree. When they take over, I'm sacrifing Willy Wonka to them. Maybe they'll spare me. They'll eat the fat ones first.



Another picture taken by Willy Wonka. Thankfully this one is half decent. This Pizza Boy is watching over the huge city of Los Santos.



This Pizza Boy is out in the open on the beach. But Willy Wonka is stupid and takes a picture so we can't see the damn thing.

We will try to exclude all pictures taken by Willy Wonka from the book, unless a micracle happens and he gets better at his job.

Are you already excited and horny over this book? That's disturbing. Go shut the hell up and go watch Pizza Boy porn. Darn you all!

Anyway, this book is coming out soon after we hire a printing press and a layout master and somebody to make an offical website for this book. We will not take blue people because the last time I hired a blue person, they ate my wife alive. Now I'm a depressed little person who's trying to sell you a book to take your money from a copyrighted video game. I hate my life...

Please consider buying!

• Only $24.99 for the normal version of the book and $32.04 for the exclusive version, containing Pizza Boy facts, a nude woman on a Pizza Boy, a golden shiny cover, and much, much more!
• The book will not be sold to New Mexico and Pennsylvania due to legal problems.
• Japan gets a special version of the book, just because they make us weird video games and we wouldn't be alive without them. Actually they tried to kill Americans...darn World War II...
• We will love you dearly if you buy this book!
• Exclusive book also contains an autograph and a picture of DrakeGTA trying to murder a Pizza Boy but he fails because they're immortal.

Good day!