Sluts In The Workplace

Ok yall, this is going to be my first installment on the blog, and im going to write about something very important to remember; dealing with dirty jesabelles in the workplace. In order to teach you about this very important subject I am going to tell you a little story about a slut and her systematic destruction of her workplace.
Now this all started around October when a kid met up with his friend of a few years back when they realized they work at the same place. So they said their “omgs” and “how are you doins”, and all the feelings he had felt for her back then came rushing back to him, and like a prostitute sniffing out a new hundred dollar bill she sensed what he felt, and planned his destruction right there. However, forgetting that for a while, they became quick friends again, and everyone thought they would become just a bit more by how they acted around each other. One, they were always seen together, always requested to work together, whenever one was on break the other would come over to where they worked, and whenever they looked in each others eyes they were never able to stop smiling….get the seemingly lovely picture. The putrid harlot was plotting the whole time for his downfall, and over the next few months this beautiful picture continued to be so, until the day he could no longer keep his feelings shut inside. So he told her how he felt, and was crushed by the look he got, but that was not the worst part for after crushing him with her look she gave him that same sympathy hug he had been receiving his entire life, but that slut was not done yet. That night she contacted him on aim wanting to talk, and they ended up making plans for a date the next Sunday. During the week he happened to notice that she had an away message stating “justin is amazing” so he wondered what it meant. So casually he brought it up in conversation and her response was that he was her best friend. Ok, he thought, no big deal they were just friends. Now it’s the next weekend at work and he hears some shit from a good friend of his, he hears that the slut and “justin” are boyfriend/girlfriend, so he asks her, and she says yes….completely crushed he thought things couldn’t get worse, until he asked the slut’s friend when this happened and she said that it happened Sunday, just a day after they made plans to go out. So for two weeks he wouldn’t even acknowledge her, until one night she came into work to visit him, weird he thought, but her reason for coming would shock and delight him.
She told him that her and her boyfriend were over and in fact her exact words while leaving were this…”I thought you might want to know that (smile)….call me.” Now this poor victim of this treacherous harlot thought he was in. So he gave it a week, and he asked her out…her initial response was “with you?”, then she went on to tell him that it was too soon after her recent dumping, even though she came to him that night, and she left him with the line every guy hates to hear “its not you its me..”---BULLSHIT!!! So lower than ever but unable to hate her still he sulks for a while, and in the mean time there is a back story to all of this that will explain how she is a slut.
There was this couple at the place where they worked, and they were great with each other and really fun to hang out with, until the that dirty corner stomper caught the eye of the boyfriend. What followed was screaming and fighting between the couple and an inevitable break-up, the harlot had another target. So they started spending time together, but he came to his senses and made up with the girlfriend and they were back together. In fact, the next day at work he wouldn’t even look at that horrendous skank, so that night she called him, and she told him that she had feelings for him…and he wondered why she is doing this now that he is back with his gf, and not when she had the chance when they were broken up. Suddenly it hit him, she is a slut, this is the only way she can operate…he and his girlfriend broke-up again anyway, but he and her first victim; both having being deceived; decided to make a pact to not let each other fall for her again. They then found out some information on her. 1.) She is the biggest slut in her school and will sleep with any guy that wants to, 2.) She calls all of the guys she is interested in her “best friend”, 3.) Her best best friend is a guy that has already graduated, wonder what they do together *cough cough* 4.) she recently called up the guy with the previous gf and told him she was having a party and it is just her and 10 guys…..slut slut slut slut slut slut slut. This is the kicker though, that after all of that she had the nerve to ask the guy she dumped on twice if he wanted to “hang out” with her sometime. She is the one that didn’t get an answer that time. Moral of the story: NEVER TRUST A SLUT!!!

I’ll bring you more later peeps, I’m out.